We gratefully acknowledge inspiration from
David S.-D. and the snarXiv!

Hoc est ineptias.

Evidence of quantum supremacy in a simple proof of P = NP

The fisherman caught a quantum fish. "Fisherman, please let me go", begged the fish, "and I will answer any question you may have". The fisherman looked at the fish and pointed at two paper titles. The fisherman explained: "to be set free, you must tell me which paper is true and which paper is written by a Markov chain model with POS tagging after topic identification in the word2vec embedded space found by a shallow neural network." The fish scratched its head with its tail and looked at the papers.
Choose the real paper.
Only crypto papers?