Roger Murray (rem@cco.caltech.edu) .oOo. Campus Computing Organization, Caltech + "They did a number of really terrific things to each other, several great + | things with each other, and one or two things in spite of each other. [...] | + You may, if you wish, fill in your own details." -- The Adolescence of P-1 + Roger Murray (rem@cco.caltech.edu) .oOo. Campus Computing Organization, Caltech + "The past tempts us, the present confuses us, and the future frightens + | us...and our lives slip away, moment by moment, lost in that vast, | + terrible in-between." -- Centauri Emperor, "Babylon 5" + Roger Murray (rem@cco.caltech.edu) .oOo. Campus Computing Organization, Caltech + "Why are you here?" "We were never away. For the first time, your mind is + | quiet enough to hear me." "Why am I here?" "You have always been here." | + Sheridan / Kosh, Babylon 5 | "What do you want?" "Never ask that question." + Roger Murray (rem@cco.caltech.edu) .oOo. Campus Computing Organization, Caltech +------------------------------------------------------+ | "Backward compatibility isn't what it used to be..." | +------------------------------------------------------+ Roger Murray (rem@cco.caltech.edu) .oOo. Campus Computing Organization, Caltech / The Heisenberg-Murphy Law: \ \ IFS, UFS \ | "Anything that _can_ go wrong _will_ go wrong, | \ We all FS \ \ but you can't know _what_ and _when_ at the same time." / \ For NFS \ Roger Murray (rem@cco.caltech.edu) .oOo. Campus Computing Organization, Caltech "As you know, I have always loved Andrew's music and Andrew has always loved my...cooking. So, while I'm here singing his music, he's on Broadway opening his new show: 'The Sandwiches of Sarah Brightman.'" -- Sarah Brightman Roger Murray (rem@cco.caltech.edu) .oOo. Campus Computing Organization, Caltech + DO NOT: 1. Eat in the lab + The | 2. Set the lab on fire | Tick + 3. Innovate unnecessarily + Roger Murray (rem@cco.caltech.edu) .oOo. Campus Computing Organization, Caltech \ Beware the sphere. \ Prof. Chronotis, / It was close. \ \ Beware Skagra. \ _Doctor Who_, Me | It was cheap. | \ Beware Shada. \ "Shada" \ It was midnight. / Roger Murray (rem@cco.caltech.edu) .oOo. Campus Computing Organization, Caltech / It was close. \ "Identify yourself, plaything of Sutekh." Me | It was cheap. | -- Sutekh, _Doctor Who_, "Pyramids of Mars" \ It was midnight. / Roger Murray | Two little sysadmins, sitting in a tree Campus Computing Organization | H-T-M-L-I-N-G Caltech | First come links, then come scripts rem@cco.caltech.edu | Then come forms with cool submits Roger Murray | Subscribe now to _Hyperbole!!! Magazine_, the Campus Computing Organization | only magazine read by every living creature Caltech | in the universe (from the publishers of the rem@cco.caltech.edu | popular quarterly: _Exaggeration Weekly_). Roger Murray | Campus Computing Organization | The problem with Fuzzy Logic jokes is that Caltech | the other person either gets them or doesn't. rem@cco.caltech.edu | Roger Murray | Campus Computing Organization | "No flops." Caltech | -- MATLAB rem@cco.caltech.edu | Roger Murray | "Doesn't too much of anything always cause something?" Campus Computing | "How about too much moderation?" Frazer said. Organization, Caltech | "It causes excess-deficiency," Baker said. rem@cco.caltech.edu | "That's real bad." _Code of the Lifemaker_ Roger Murray | I can't write haiku Campus Computing Organization | I use too many syllables Caltech | Or too few rem@cco.caltech.edu | - Me Roger Murray | "It will be fun, assuming you're not vaporized, Campus Computing Organization | dissected or otherwise killed in an assortment Caltech | supremely horrible and painful ways. Exciting, rem@cco.caltech.edu | isn't it?" -- Draal, B5, "Voices of Authority" Roger Murray | "The number 65,536 is an awkward figure to Campus Computing Organization | everyone except a hacker, who recognizes it Caltech | more readily than his own mother's date of rem@cco.caltech.edu | birth." -- "Snow Crash" Roger Murray | "Well, if it isn't the man who flies Campus Computing Organization | like a lepidopteran and stings like Caltech | a hymenopteran." rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Niles, "Frasier" Roger Murray | Campus Computing Organization | "Kosh..." Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | Sheridan, B5, "Interludes and Examinations" Roger Murray | "He is the closed circle. Campus Computing Organization | He is returning to the beginning." Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | Ulkesh, _Babylon 5_, "War Without End, Part 1" Roger Murray | There are two types of people in the world: Campus Computing Organization | * Conspiracy theorists Caltech | * Those who tirelessly scheme and plot rem@cco.caltech.edu | to destroy them Roger Murray | "Without software, a computer is just a lump Campus Computing Organization | of plastic; whereas *with* software, it's a Caltech | lump of plastic that can permanently destroy rem@cco.caltech.edu | critical data." _Dave Barry in Cyberspace_ Roger Murray | "Humans have a saying: 'What is past is Campus Computing Organization | prologue.' Minbari also have a saying: Caltech | 'What is past is sometimes the future.'" rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Delenn, _Babylon 5_, "Z'ha'dum" Roger Murray | "According to Starfleet medical research, Campus Computing Organization | Borg implants cause severe skin irritations. Caltech | Perhaps you'd like an...analgesic cream?" rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Doctor, _Star Trek: First Contact_ Roger Murray | "Only an idiot fights a war on two fronts. Campus Computing Organization | Only the heir to the throne of the kingdom of Caltech | idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts!" rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Londo, B5, "Ceremonies of Light and Dark" Roger Murray | "[A]n idea that works in one situation is Campus Computing Organization | called a hack, an idea that works twice is Caltech | called a trick, and an idea that works often rem@cco.caltech.edu | and pervasively is called a technique." Roger Murray | "Who are you?...What do you want?...Who are Campus Computing Organization | you?...What do you want?.....Who are you? Caltech | .....Who _are_ you?" -- Lorien?, _Babylon 5_ rem@cco.caltech.edu | "Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?" Roger Murray | "We shall become all --" "-- powerful, crush the lesser Campus Computing | races, conquer the galaxy, unimaginable power, unlimited Caltech | rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera." -- Davros and The rem@cco.caltech.edu | Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "Remembrance of the Daleks" Roger Murray | "[I]f you confront the universe with good Campus Computing Organization | intentions in your heart, it will reflect that Caltech | and reward your intent." rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- G'Kar, _Babylon 5_, "Epiphanies" Roger Murray | "Causality? Well, okay, you know, one event causes Campus Computing | another, okay, but sometimes, you just gotta say: Caltech | 'The laws of time and space? Who gives a smeg!'" rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Kryten, _Red Dwarf_, "Tikka to Ride" Roger Murray | No matter where you go, you have always been here. Campus Computing | Caltech | "The Adventures of Babylon 5 Across the Eighth Dimension" rem@cco.caltech.edu | (sort of) Roger Murray | Campus Computing Organization | "Is there anybody out there?" Caltech | -- Centillion 100 rem@cco.caltech.edu | Roger Murray | "And so the physics guru had recruited an alien Campus Computing Organization | computer intelligence to stop an electronic Caltech | virus infection that was paralyzing Earth." rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- "The Immortality Option" Roger Murray | Through this world I've stumbled, so many times betrayed Campus Computing | Trying to find an honest word; to find the truth enslaved Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Sarah McLachlan, "Possession" Roger Murray | "You're in fine physical shape, lieutenant. Campus Computing Organization | You may go ahead and engage in this reckless Caltech | activity." -- The Doctor, _Star Trek: Voyager_ rem@cco.caltech.edu | "Real Life" Roger Murray | "Zathras warn Zathras, but Zathras never Campus Computing Organization | listen to Zathras." Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Zathras, _B5_, "Conflicts of Interest" Roger Murray | "The guards resisted at first. The Grey Council is Campus Computing | suspended, but the security remains. I managed to Caltech | explain matters to them. They will recover...in time." rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Lennier, _Babylon 5_, "Atonement" Roger Murray | "So from now on the operative phrase is 'Trust no one.'" Campus Computing | "No. Trust Ivanova. Trust yourself. Anybody else, Caltech | shoot 'em." rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Corwin & Ivanova, _B5_, "No Surrender, No Retreat" Roger Murray | Campus Computing | "One man's noise is another man's data point." Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Douglas Adams Roger Murray | "It is important to remember: Campus Computing Organization | every door has two sides." Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Kosh, "To Dream in the City of Sorrows" Roger Murray | "There is a hole in your mind." Campus Computing | -- Assassin (to Sinclair), B5, "The Gathering" Caltech | "You have a weird mind." rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Larry (to me) Roger Murray | "Place projectile weapon on ground." "You can have Campus Computing | my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!" Caltech | "Your proposal is acceptable." *THWACK!* rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Bug and Edgar, _Men in Black_ Roger Murray | Don't know much about VMS; don't know much RSTS. Campus Computing | Don't write scripts in DCL; don't know much about ACLs. Caltech | But I do know that I love UNIX; and I know that if you rem@cco.caltech.edu | loved it too, what a wonderful world this could be. Roger Murray | "It is wise for the arrow to remember Campus Computing Organization | it does not choose the target." Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Ulkesh, "To Dream in the City of Sorrows" Roger Murray | "[Valen said] 'Will you follow me into fire, into storm, Campus Computing | into darkness, into death?' And the nine said 'Yes.'" Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Delenn, _Babylon 5_, "The Parliament of Dreams" Roger Murray | "I'd like to get my hands on that fellow Earl Grey Campus Computing | and tell him a thing or two about tea leaves." Caltech | -- Garak, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_, rem@cco.caltech.edu | "In Purgatory's Shadow" Roger Murray | Campus Computing | "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad..." Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | Roger Murray | Campus Computing | "We've dumped the core." Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | Torres, _Star Trek: Voyager_, "Day of Honor" Roger Murray | "I welcome you and present this place to you as a gift. Info. Tech. Services | I am called Valen, and we have much work ahead of us." Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Valen, _Babylon 5_, "War Without End, Part 2" Roger Murray | "Know you? How can I know someone Info. Tech. Services | who doesn't know himself?" Caltech | rem@cco.caltech.edu | -- Kai Opaka, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_, "Accession" Roger Murray | "Love? What is love? I want existence." Info. Tech. Services | Caltech | -- Mariner, _Doctor Who_, "Enlightenment" rem@caltech.edu | Roger Murray | "All love is unrequited, Stephen. All of it." Info. Tech. Services | Caltech | -- Ivanova, _Babylon 5_, "Rising Star" rem@caltech.edu | Roger Murray | "Faith sustains us in the hour when Info. Tech. Services | reason tells us that we cannot continue" Caltech | -- Brother Alwyn, _Babylon 5_, "The Deconstruction of rem@caltech.edu | Falling Stars" Roger Murray | "Perhaps it was something I said." Info. Tech. Services | "Perhaps it is everything you say." Caltech | -- Mollari/G'Kar, _Babylon 5_, "The Deconstruction rem@caltech.edu | of Falling Stars" Roger Murray | "'Do this or you're a dead man?' Info. Tech. Services | Death -- been there, done that." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Sheridan, _Babylon 5_, "Rising Star" Roger Murray | "The metric system is the tool of the Devil! My car Info. Tech. Services | gets forty rods to the hogshead and that's the way I Caltech | likes it!" -- Grampa Simpson, _The Simpsons_ rem@caltech.edu | Roger Murray | "Two hundred enemy ships have broken through our Info. Tech. Services | lines." Caltech | "Time to start packing!" rem@caltech.edu | -- Damar/Weyoun, _ST:DS9_, "Sacrifice of Angels" Roger Murray | "My sister! She was just standing here talking to you." Info. Tech. Services | "The dead girl? Oh yes, very charming. I can see the Caltech | resemblance." rem@caltech.edu | -- Neelix/Janeway, _Star Trek: Voyager_, "Mortal Coil" Roger Murray | "This is the Game of Rassilon -- Info. Tech. Services | to lose is to win and he who wins shall lose." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- "Doctor Who: The Eight Doctors" Roger Murray | "This is how the world ends: swallowed in fire, but Info. Tech. Services | not in darkness. You will live on. [...] And now Caltech | we leave the cradle for the last time." rem@caltech.edu | -- _Babylon 5_, "The Deconstruction of Falling Stars" Roger Murray | "Lastday, Capricorn 15's. Year of the City, 2274. Info. Tech. Services | Carousel begins." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- _Logan's Run_ Roger Murray | "Either I've become impervious to antimatter Info. Tech. Services | explosions or we're still dreaming." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Janeway, _Star Trek: Voyager_, "Waking Moments" Roger Murray | "Is no matter. I am sure you are schooled in the... Info. Tech. Services | international language." Caltech | "Oh yes, Roz, say something amusing in Esperanto!" rem@caltech.edu | -- Carlos/Frasier, _Frasier_, "Voyage of the Damned" Roger Murray | "Lately, I've noticed that everyone seems to *trust* me. Info. Tech. Services | It's really quite unnerving; I'm still trying to get Caltech | used to it." -- Garak, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_, rem@caltech.edu | "Empok Nor" Roger Murray | "Ecky ecky ecky ecky pikang zoom-boing." Info. Tech. Services | Caltech | -- The Knights Who Until Recently Said "Ni" rem@caltech.edu | _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ Roger Murray | "Oh, what sad times are these when passing Info. Tech. Services | ruffians can 'Ni' at will to old ladies." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Roger the Shrubber, _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_ Roger Murray | "I wasn't yelling; I was just Info. Tech. Services | expressing my opinion, LOUDLY." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Garak, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_, "The Wire" Roger Murray | Garak: My dear doctor, they're *all* true. Info. Tech. Services | Bashir: Even the lies? Caltech | Garak: Especially the lies. rem@caltech.edu | _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_, "The Wire" Roger Murray | Stan: But that's impossible! Cartman doesn't know a Info. Tech. Services | rain forest from a Pop-Tart! Caltech | Cartman: Yeah, I do. Pop-Tarts are *frosted*! rem@caltech.edu | -- _South Park_ Roger Murray | "I am alive." Info. Tech. Services | "No self-diagnoses, please. I am the doctor." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Keevan/Bashir, _Star Trek: DS9_, "Rocks and Shoals" Roger Murray | "Books, manuals, directives, regulations: the Info. Tech. Services | geometries that circumscribe your awaken life, drawn Caltech | narrower and narrower until nothing fits inside them rem@caltech.edu | anymore." -- Byron, _Babylon 5_, "No Compromises" Roger Murray | "How will this end?" Info. Tech. Services | "In fire." Caltech | -- Centauri Emperor / Kosh rem@caltech.edu | _Babylon 5_, "The Coming of Shadows" Roger Murray | "And so, it begins. You have...forgotten something." Info. Tech. Services | Caltech | -- Kosh, _Babylon 5_, "Chrysalis" rem@caltech.edu | Roger Murray | "The Sleeper comes. Embrace the void!" Info. Tech. Services | Caltech | -- Rho-ha, _Earth: Final Conflict_, "Pandora's Box" rem@caltech.edu | Roger Murray | Info. Tech. Services | Please remain seated until the Booth Machine Caltech | Room has come to a complete stop. rem@caltech.edu | Roger Murray | "Forgive us for barging in this way, Info. Tech. Services | but we were...dead." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "The Nox" Roger Murray | "Cheer up. Remember what the Monty Python boys say." Info. Tech. Services | "'Always look on the bright side of life'?" Caltech | "No, 'Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.'" rem@caltech.edu | -- James/Helen, _Sliding Doors_ Roger Murray | "Now, anyone can be Emperor. I can be Emperor. Vir Info. Tech. Services | can be Emperor. If Vir can be Emperor, a small Earth Caltech | cat can be Emperor." rem@caltech.edu | -- Londo, _Babylon 5_, "Day of the Dead" Roger Murray | "Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. Info. Tech. Services | They will, in fact, calm up." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Teal'c, _Stargate SG-1_, "Thor's Chariot" Roger Murray | Info. Tech. Services | "12:50 -- Press return." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Max, _Pi_ Roger Murray | "The universe is an evil place, but at least it seems Info. Tech. Services | to have a sense of humor about the whole thing." Caltech | -- Londo, _Babylon 5_, rem@caltech.edu | "The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari" Roger Murray | "Everybody's cute. Everybody's cute! Even me. Info. Tech. Services | But in purple I'm _stunning_!" Caltech | "Ah! He has become one with his inner self." rem@caltech.edu | -- Londo/Vir, _Babylon 5_, "The Parliament of Dreams" Roger Murray | "If there's nothing wrong with me, Info. Tech. Services | maybe there's something wrong with the universe." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Dr. Crusher, _ST:TNG_, "Remember Me" Roger Murray | "Congratulations, Citizen G'Kar. Info. Tech. Services | You are now a religious icon." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Ta'Lon, _Babylon 5_, "The Ragged Edge" Roger Murray | "Of course I'm paranoid. Info. Tech. Services | Everyone's trying to kill me." Caltech | -- Weyoun, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_, rem@caltech.edu | "Treachery, Faith, and the Great River" Roger Murray | Kasidy: "Hey, batter, batter, batter!" Info. Tech. Services | Kira: "Hey, batter, batter, batter!" Caltech | Worf: "Death to the opposition!" rem@caltech.edu | -- _ST:DS9_, "Take Me Out to the Holosuite" Roger Murray | "When he's a boy, she just wants him. Info. Tech. Services | When he's a girl, she wants him dead." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Soun Tendo, _Ranma 1/2_, "Enter Shampoo..." Roger Murray | Info. Tech. Services | "Jump. Jump, now!" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Kosh, _Babylon 5_, "Z'Ha'Dum" Roger Murray | "You will know pain." Info. Tech. Services | "And you will know fear." Caltech | "And then you will die. Have a pleasant flight." rem@caltech.edu | -- G'Kar/Na'Toth, _B5_, "The Parliament of Dreams" Roger Murray | "The truth points to itself." "What?" Info. Tech. Services | "The truth points to itself." "I do not understand." Caltech | "You will." rem@caltech.edu | -- Kosh/Delenn, _Babylon 5: In the Beginning_ Roger Murray | He that commends me to mine own content | -- Antipholus Info. Tech. Services | Commends me to the thing I cannot get. | "Comedy of Caltech | I to the world am like a drop of water | Errors" rem@caltech.edu | That in the ocean seeks another drop, | I,ii:33-36 Roger Murray | "[S]ooner or later, I was able to leave the shelter Info. Tech. Services | and walk into the daylight. You carry your shelter Caltech | with you...every day. You did not grow up. You grew rem@caltech.edu | old." -- G'Kar, _Babylon 5_, "A View from the Gallery" Roger Murray | "When others do a foolish thing, you should tell them Info. Tech. Services | it is a foolish thing. They can still continue to do Caltech | it, but at least the truth is where it needs to be." rem@caltech.edu | -- Dukhat, _Babylon 5_, "Atonement" Roger Murray | No one understands who you are in that prison / Info. Tech. Services | for the stonefaced. You've escaped, / Monsters Caltech | but still you sit there like a falcon / of rem@caltech.edu | on the window ledge. / Grace Roger Murray | The breeze at dawn has secrets to tell you / Info. Tech. Services | Don't go back to sleep / Monsters Caltech | You must ask for what you really want / of rem@caltech.edu | Don't go back to sleep / Grace Roger Murray | "You were working for her. Seska was working for them. Info. Tech. Services | Was anyone aboard that ship working for me?" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Chakotay, _Star Trek: Voyager_, "State of Flux" Roger Murray | "You're a woman, Seven." Info. Tech. Services | "Is that an observation or a diagnosis?" Caltech | -- Doctor/Seven, _Star Trek: Voyager_ rem@caltech.edu | "Someone to Watch Over Me" Roger Murray | "I don't know you. Therefore, I don't trust you." Info. Tech. Services | "The world is full of people you don't know." Caltech | "I worry about that all the time." rem@caltech.edu | -- Garibaldi/Lochley, _Babylon 5_, "Strange Relations" Roger Murray | "[I]t's been a hell of a day." "Yes, a hell of a day." Info. Tech. Services | "And a hell of a year." "A hell of five years." Caltech | "A hell of a life." "You win." rem@caltech.edu | -- Vir/Lennier, _Babylon 5_, "The Very Long Night..." Roger Murray | "There's days when I wake up, and I don't even know if Info. Tech. Services | I'm a man or a woman until I pull back the covers! ... Caltech | I also have an unfortunate tendency to ramble." rem@caltech.edu | -- Dax, _ST: Deep Space Nine_, "Prodigal Daughter" Roger Murray | "There is only one thing more dangerous than Mr. Info. Tech. Services | Garibaldi when he is loud: when he is dead silent." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Sheridan, _Babylon 5_, "Phoenix Rising" Roger Murray | "Let the record reflect that the condemned has pled Info. Tech. Services | 'Not guilty.'" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Horace (as judge), _Stiff Upper Lips_ Roger Murray | "There is an old CieTiLa saying: 'The past has but one Info. Tech. Services | path, the present has many and the future none.'" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- YeiSa, _Speaking Stones_ Roger Murray | "I have this feeling something is terribly wrong." Info. Tech. Services | "You're at war with everyone in the known universe. Caltech | Perhaps you were thinking of that." rem@caltech.edu | -- Londo/G'Kar, _B5_, "Movements of Fire and Shadow" Roger Murray | "I have a message for you from someone named Kosh." Info. Tech. Services | "What's the message?" "'When the long night comes, Caltech | return to the end of the beginning.'" rem@caltech.edu | -- Lochley/Sheridan, _Babylon 5_, "Day of the Dead" Roger Murray | "Who are you?" "An echo of what was. A memory. A Info. Tech. Services | warning embedded in the thoughts of each generation Caltech | and passed on to the next." rem@caltech.edu | -- Delenn/Lyta (Vorlon), _Babylon 5: Thirdspace_ Roger Murray | "Warning: Warp core breach a lot sooner than you think." Info. Tech. Services | Caltech | -- Computer, _Star Trek: Voyager_, "Tinker, Tenor, rem@caltech.edu | Doctor, Spy" Roger Murray | "You know the story: Girl meets Boy. Info. Tech. Services | Girl modifies Boy's subroutines..." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Janeway, _Star Trek: Voyager_, "Fair Haven" Roger Murray | "What's true for the group is also true for the Info. Tech. Services | individual. It's simple. Overspecialize and you Caltech | breed in weakness. It's slow death." rem@caltech.edu | -- Kusanagi, _Ghost in the Shell_ Roger Murray | "Pain and I are becoming old friends. It invites me Info. Tech. Services | over to watch football in holo, and we've loaned each Caltech | other money. Old friends. Heck, yes, I sure do hurt." rem@caltech.edu | -- Joseph, _In the Garden of Iden_ Roger Murray | "Computer, I caution you: I have little love Info. Tech. Services | for Beta 5 snobbery. Override!" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Gary Seven, _Star Trek_, "Assignment: Earth" Roger Murray | "It wasn't different from any particularly demanding Info. Tech. Services | boarding school, except that of course nobody went home Caltech | for the holidays and we had a lot of brain surgery." rem@caltech.edu | -- Mendoza, _In the Garden of Iden_ Roger Murray | "You like flying alien aircraft. See what you can do Info. Tech. Services | with this one." "Oh goody. My favorite type of Caltech | airplane: anti-aerodynamic and totally made of glass." rem@caltech.edu | -- Ramos/Tobit, _Hunted_ Roger Murray | "This is it." "*This* is the Hall of Might?" Info. Tech. Services | "You were expecting something different?" Caltech | "Well, uh . . . maybe a hall." rem@caltech.edu | -- Gairwyn & Daniel, _Stargate SG-1_, "Thor's Chariot" Roger Murray | "We're going to need the _everything_ of Rassilon, Info. Tech. Services | down to his purple, polka-dot pyjamas!" Caltech | -- Lord President/The Doctor, _Doctor Who_, rem@caltech.edu | "The Apocalypse Element" Roger Murray | "What kind of fool are you?" Info. Tech. Services | "My own special variety." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Kajada/Odo, _Star Trek: DS9_, "The Passenger" Roger Murray | "Are you Ambassador G'Kar?" Info. Tech. Services | "This is Ambassador G'Kar's quarters. This is Caltech | Ambassador G'Kar's table. This is Ambassador G'Kar's rem@caltech.edu | dinner. What part of this progression escapes you?!" Roger Murray | "Like Alice, I try to believe three impossible Info. Tech. Services | things before breakfast." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- The Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "The Five Doctors" Roger Murray | "All right," Festina said, "time to attack an entire Info. Tech. Services | shipload of hyper-advanced aliens on their home turf." Caltech | She sighed. "Why I love being a[n] Explorer." rem@caltech.edu | -- _Ascending_ Roger Murray | "On my world, we have learned that an inauguration is Info. Tech. Services | simply a signal to assassins that a new target has been Caltech | set up on the firing range." rem@caltech.edu | -- Londo, _Babylon 5_, "No Compromises" Roger Murray | My mouth watered. "Are mini-chilis tasty?" Info. Tech. Services | "Don't know," Festina told me, "Humans who try them Caltech | always keel over and die before describing the flavor." rem@caltech.edu | -- _Ascending_ Roger Murray | "Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty, Info. Tech. Services | and some see it crawling with toxic alien parasites who Caltech | want to devour your pancreas." "Hey...it's a gift." rem@caltech.edu | -- Aarhus/Ramos, _Ascending_ Roger Murray | "Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. Info. Tech. Services | How embarrassing...how embarrassing." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Yoda, _Attack of the Clones_ Roger Murray | "Yes, and if all your friends decided to enter a level Info. Tech. Services | four biohazard area without their environmental Caltech | containment suits, would you do that, too?" rem@caltech.edu | -- Lilith, _Frasier_, "The Apparent Trap" Roger Murray | "Oh, I'm sorry sir. I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, Info. Tech. Services | even compunctious to have caused you such Caltech | pericombobulations." rem@caltech.edu | -- Blackadder, _Blackadder the Third_ Roger Murray | "What, do I have 'Control-Alt-Delete' Info. Tech. Services | written all over me?" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- J Street, _Earth: Final Conflict_, "Limbo" Roger Murray | 10 HOME Info. Tech. Services | 20 SWEET Caltech | 30 GOTO 10 rem@caltech.edu | -- _Futurama_ Roger Murray | "I am the Master and you...will obey me!" Info. Tech. Services | "Yeah? Well, I'm Perpugillium Brown, and I can scream Caltech | just as loud!" rem@caltech.edu | -- _Doctor Who_, "Planet of Fire" Roger Murray | "It's always 'suicide mission' this and 'save the Info. Tech. Services | planet' that. No one ever stops by to just say 'Hi' Caltech | anymore." rem@caltech.edu | -- O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Summit" Roger Murray | "Something more, Mr. Data?" Info. Tech. Services | "Yes, sir. I thought you might want to know why I was Caltech | willing to risk your life for several small machines." rem@caltech.edu | -- Picard/Data, _ST:TNG_, "The Quality of Life" Roger Murray | "Yep. [The temperature] drops down to minus 173." Info. Tech. Services | "Fahrenheit or Celsius?" Caltech | "First one, then the other." rem@caltech.edu | -- Farmer/Fry, _Futurama_, "The Series Has Landed" Roger Murray | "Hey Amy. How have you been?" Info. Tech. Services | "Rat. And you?" Caltech | "Dead." rem@caltech.edu | -- Buffy/Amy, _Buffy the Vampire Slayer_, "Smashed" Roger Murray | "I saw you die. On the _Willow._" Info. Tech. Services | "I've never been on the _Willow._ And I've never Caltech | died. I'd remember something like that." rem@caltech.edu | -- York/Ramos, _Hunted_ Roger Murray | "Take my advice and go back to the time you came Info. Tech. Services | from. The future isn't what it used to be." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- G'Kar, _Babylon 5_, "The Long Dark" Roger Murray | "But I can program the parameters into the Artificial Info. Tech. Services | Intelligence matrix." Caltech | "And what do you do then?" rem@caltech.edu | "Touch this button, and pray very, very fast." Roger Murray | "It's a bomb!" "How can you be so sure?" "When our Info. Tech. Services | tentacled hat and coat said, 'Send bomb', it appeared Caltech | at its feet. Pretty conclusive, don't you think?" rem@caltech.edu | -- Mayor/Doctor, _The Book of the Still_ Roger Murray | "Won't be long." "Before what?" "Oh, some overdressed, Info. Tech. Services | over the top bad guy floats in gloating about whatever Caltech | ee-vile fate awaits us. Wait for it... See?" rem@caltech.edu | -- Jack/Jonas, _Stargate SG-1_, "The Other Guys" Roger Murray | "No matter what you have endured, you have never Info. Tech. Services | experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of." Caltech | "You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!" rem@caltech.edu | -- Her'ak/Jack, _Stargate SG-1_, "The Other Guys" Roger Murray | "Our cameras saw some sort of weapon?" "Oh. Well, it's Info. Tech. Services | hard to say." "Some sort of state secret?" "No, just Caltech | difficult to pronounce." rem@caltech.edu | -- Thornton/O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "1969" Roger Murray | "I am a wizard," said Greicha. "Death must claim a Info. Tech. Services | wizard. And, aha, He doesn't appear to be in the Caltech | neighbourhood..." rem@caltech.edu | SHALL WE GO? asked Death. Roger Murray | "My dear boy, are you using yourself as a verb?" Info. Tech. Services | "I'm feeling fairly intransitive at the moment, Caltech | Rhadamanthus." rem@caltech.edu | -- Rhadamanthus/Phaethon, _The Golden Age_ Roger Murray | "The Court is now in session. We note that the Info. Tech. Services | counselor for the purported beneficiary has chosen to Caltech | manifest itself as an armored penguin." rem@caltech.edu | -- Curia, _The Golden Age_ Roger Murray | "Tell me please. Who am I?" "Don't you know?" Info. Tech. Services | "Tell me." "You are the dreamer...and the dream." Caltech | -- Benny/Preacher, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_ rem@caltech.edu | "Far Beyond the Stars" Roger Murray | "There is no redundancy for that particular system." Info. Tech. Services | "So you're saying there's no redundancy..." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Ronson/O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Memento" Roger Murray | "Why didn't you tell me?" Info. Tech. Services | "There's no sense belonging to a secret group if you Caltech | tell everybody about it." rem@caltech.edu | -- Sheridan/Dureena, _Babylon 5: A Call to Arms_ Roger Murray | "Don't get me wrong. I love the job." Info. Tech. Services | "Oh yeah. Who could argue? I mean -- lousy hours, Caltech | constant peril." rem@caltech.edu | -- Jonas/Daniel, _Stargate SG-1_, "Homecoming" Roger Murray | "Nope. It's time for Plan B." Info. Tech. Services | "We have a Plan B?" Caltech | "No. But it's time for one." rem@caltech.edu | -- O'Neill/Carter, _Stargate SG-1_, "Orpheus" Roger Murray | "Captain Gideon, security happens to be my middle name." Info. Tech. Services | "That's all well and good, but just in case your last Caltech | name is Breach, it won't hurt for me to double-check." rem@caltech.edu | -- Lochley/Gideon, _Crusade_, "Ruling from the Tomb" Roger Murray | "Carter wants to get a closer look with some of her Info. Tech. Services | specialized doohickeys." "Doohickeys?" "I believe Caltech | that's the technical term, sir." rem@caltech.edu | -- O'Neill/Hammond, _Stargate SG-1_, "Touchstone" Roger Murray | "Man, this is crazy. I hope I didn't brain my damage." Info. Tech. Services | Caltech | -- Homer, _The Simpsons_, "The Mysterious Voyage of rem@caltech.edu | Homer" Roger Murray | "The smarter we get, the more and more we see the Info. Tech. Services | ironic silliness at the core of all the tragedies Caltech | of life." rem@caltech.edu | -- Rhadamanthus, _The Golden Age_ Roger Murray | "I believe this is where I get off. Metaphorically, Info. Tech. Services | metaphysically and literally." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Galen, _Crusade_, "The Path of Sorrows" Roger Murray | "Sir, are you OK? Info. Tech. Services | "Oh, a couple stitches, concussion, nausea, dizziness. Caltech | The usual." rem@caltech.edu | -- Carter/O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "48 Hours" Roger Murray | "Well with everyone on the same side, maybe you are Info. Tech. Services | planning to invade yourselves for a change. I find Caltech | the idea curiously intriguing." rem@caltech.edu | -- G'Kar, _Babylon 5_, "A Tragedy of Telepaths" Roger Murray | "There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues IMSS | of Men bad enough for such treachery." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Treebeard, _The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers_ Roger Murray | "Great. It'll be just like old times. Except different." IMSS | Caltech | -- Dax, _Star Trek: Deep Space Nine_, rem@caltech.edu | "Shadows and Symbols" Roger Murray | "You're a sitting duck out here." IMSS | "And ducks are...bad?" Caltech | "The sitting kind are." rem@caltech.edu | -- Allie/Teal'c, _Stargate SG-1_, "Bane" Roger Murray | "I only know one thing for sure, and that is that flying IMSS | darkness that eats energy can only be very, very bad." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- McKay, _Stargate Atlantis_, "Hide and Seek" Roger Murray | "Will it hold?" IMSS | "Like a screen door on a submarine. I just prefer hypoxia Caltech | to explosive decompression. It's a personal thing." rem@caltech.edu | -- Sheppard/McKay, _Stargate Atlantis_, "38 Minutes" Roger Murray | "You're insane." IMSS | "On any other day, Mr. Morden, you would be wrong. Caltech | Today -- today is a very different day." rem@caltech.edu | -- Morden/Mollari, _Babylon 5_, "Into the Fire" Roger Murray | "So what are you going to do, Mollari, blow up the IMSS | island?" Caltech | "Actually, now that you mention it..." rem@caltech.edu | -- Morden/Mollari, _Babylon 5_, "Into the Fire" Roger Murray | The Balrog was famous for showmanship. It was the kind IMSS | of monster that held off its attacks until someone said, Caltech | "We'll be safe now," or "I think it's gone." rem@caltech.edu | -- _Radiant_ Roger Murray | "OK, what are our options?" IMSS | "Let me see. We've got slow death; quick death; painful Caltech | death; cold, lonely death." rem@caltech.edu | -- Weir/McKay, _Stargate Atlantis_, "The Siege, Part III" Roger Murray | "Come on, Sam. It can't be any harder than blowing up IMSS | a sun." "You know, you blow up one sun, and suddenly Caltech | everyone expects you to walk on water." rem@caltech.edu | -- Jacob / Carter, _Stargate SG-1_, "Reckoning, Part 2" Roger Murray | IMSS | "Operation 'This Will Most Likely End Badly' is a go." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Sheppard, _Stargate: Atlantis_, "No Man's Land" Roger Murray | "That's why we have so strong a resistance to sharing what IMSS | we know with more primitive societies." Caltech | "You know, we prefer 'less advanced' if you don't mind." rem@caltech.edu | -- Narim/O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Between Two Fires" Roger Murray | "That was alternate reality. This is alternate dimension. IMSS | Hell, all I need is a good time travel adventure and I've Caltech | scored the SG-1 trifecta." rem@caltech.edu | -- Mitchell, _Stargate SG-1_, "Arthur's Mantle" Roger Murray | Jack: "All right, usual formation." IMSS | Gwen (to Owen): "What's the usual formation?" Caltech | Owen: "Varies." rem@caltech.edu | -- _Torchwood_, "Day One" Roger Murray | "You are the Tau'ri of Stargate Command." IMSS | "And you are Lord Mott, come to punish us for our Caltech | insolence, et cetera, yada, et. al." rem@caltech.edu | -- Mott/O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Prophecy" Roger Murray | "State your name, rank and intention." IMSS | "The Doctor. Doctor. Fun." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Brooke / The Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "The Waters of Mars" Roger Murray | "Will that door hold it?" "Oh, yeah, yeah, course! It's IMSS | an interdimensional multiform alien from outer space. Caltech | They're all terrified of wood!" rem@caltech.edu | -- Amy/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "The Eleventh Hour" Roger Murray | "Ah, the security protocols are still live. There's no way IMSS | to override them. It's impossible." "How impossible?" Caltech | "Two minutes." rem@caltech.edu | -- Doctor/River, _Doctor Who, "Flesh and Stone" Roger Murray | "This whole place is a death trap!" IMSS | "No, it's a time bomb. Well, it's a death trap _and_ a Caltech | time bomb. And now it's a dead end. Nobody panic." rem@caltech.edu | -- Octavian/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "Flesh and Stone" Roger Murray | "You cannot be serious." IMSS | "Yes, I can. I just choose not to some of the time." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Ba'al / O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Reckoning" Roger Murray | "What are you going to do?" IMSS | "What I always do: stay out of trouble ... badly." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Amy/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "The Beast Below" Roger Murray | "Well, that's good! Fantastic, that is! 20 minutes to IMSS | save the world and I've got a post office. And it's shut!" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- The Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "The Eleventh Hour" Roger Murray | "You want to be president?" "Yes." IMSS | "Put your hand on the book and say, 'I do.'" "I do." Caltech | "Fine. Done. Let's eat." rem@caltech.edu | -- G'Kar/Sheridan, _Babylon 5_, "No Compromises" Roger Murray | "He'll be fine. He's a Time Lord." IMSS | "It's just what they're called. It doesn't mean he Caltech | actually knows what he's doing." rem@caltech.edu | -- Rory/Amy, _Doctor Who_, "The Doctor's Wife" Roger Murray | "You're just going to have to trust me." IMSS | "Based on what? Your 24 hours life experience?" Caltech | -- Liam/Doors, _Earth: Final Conflict_, rem@caltech.edu | "First of Its Kind" Roger Murray | "Is it just me, or is the world ending more often IMSS | these days?" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Hermes, _Futurama_, "A Farewell to Arms" Roger Murray | "First, they'll ruin the garden. IMSS | Then, the entire *planet*!" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- The Keeper, _Stargate SG-1_, "The Gamekeeper" Roger Murray | "When are we?" IMSS | "About six billion years ago. It's a Tuesday, I think." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Clara/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "Hide" Roger Murray | "So, what happens if you do find them? What happens then?" IMSS | "I don't know. I can't tell the future. I just work Caltech | there." rem@caltech.edu | -- Clara/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "The Bells of Saint John" Roger Murray | "We do have history in the future, you know." IMSS | Caltech | -- Kiera, _Continuum_, "Second Skin" rem@caltech.edu | Roger Murray | "Uh, the sign does say 'Keep Out.'" IMSS | "I see 'Keep Out' signs as suggestions more than actual Caltech | orders. Like 'Dry Clean Only.'" rem@caltech.edu | -- Rory/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "A Town Called Mercy" Roger Murray | "Anachronistic electricity, 'Keep Out' signs, aggressive IMSS | stares -- has someone been peeking at my Christmas list?" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- The Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "A Town Called Mercy" Roger Murray | The Oracle gave up waiting for a reply and leaned back, IMSS | [...] "I shall tell you this one thing, my friends, there Caltech | are solid purple times ahead. You mark my words." rem@caltech.edu | -- _Doctor Who: The Blood Cell_ Roger Murray | "By the right of the Council, by the will of the Force, IMSS | Kanan Jarrus, you may rise." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Temple Guard, _Star Wars: Rebels_, "Shroud of Darkness" Roger Murray | "I may be from the future, but that doesn't mean I speak IMSS | the language." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Kiera, _Continuum_, "Second Last" Roger Murray | "The universe shows its true face when it asks for help. IMSS | We show ours by how we respond." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "Oxygen" # The Future... Roger Murray | Crumbly Crunchies are the best IMSS | Look delicious on your vest Caltech | Serve them to unwanted guests rem@caltech.edu | Stuff the mattress with the rest -- "Haredevil Hare" Roger Murray | "I said 'No visitors.'" IMSS | "He said it was urgent." Caltech | "Can't it wail until I'm dead?" rem@caltech.edu | -- Zimmerman/Haley, _Star Trek: Voyager_, "Life Line" Roger Murray | "Well, then let me introduce you to a new theory: IMSS | shut up and do exactly what I say." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Garibaldi, _Babylon 5: A Call to Arms_ Roger Murray | IMSS | "What's up, Drakh?" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Garibaldi, _Legions of Fire: Out of the Darkness_ Roger Murray | IMSS | "OK, crew. Set your faces to stunned." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Bart, _The Simpsons_, "Grade School Confidential" Roger Murray | "When a bomb starts talking about itself IMSS | in the third person, I get worried." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Paris, _Star Trek: Voyager_, "Dreadnought" Roger Murray | "You have that vacant look in your eyes that says, IMSS | 'Hold my head to your ear. You'll hear the sea.'" Caltech | -- Londo, _Babylon 5_, rem@caltech.edu | "The Very Long Night of Londo Mollari" Roger Murray | "You've misspelled this. There's no 'y' in IMSS | 'liberties.'" Caltech | "Oh, go away. Repress someone else." rem@caltech.edu | -- Londo/G'Kar, _Babylon 5_, "The Paragon of Animals" Roger Murray | "Afternoon. My name's Michael Garibaldi --" IMSS | "Yes it is, and the answer is 'No.'" Caltech | -- Garibaldi/Byron, _Babylon 5_, rem@caltech.edu | "The Paragon of Animals" Roger Murray | "'A fellow of infinite jest. I knew him well, IMSS | Horatio.'" Caltech | "It's Mack, actually. This is Bo." rem@caltech.edu | -- Byron/Mack, _Bablyon 5_, "A View from the Gallery" Roger Murray | "He's a good man." "Yep. A good man." "I heard he IMSS | was dead once." "Yeah, well, nobody's perfect, Bo." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Bo/Mack, _Babylon 5_, "A View from the Gallery" Roger Murray | "For the record, gentlemen, you're five seconds IMSS | away from a court martial, so make the best of them." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Lochley, _Babylon 5_, "Strange Relations" Roger Murray | "They are wanted on a variety of charges by the Psi IMSS | Corps --" Caltech | "Also known as 'Fascists 'R' Us.'" rem@caltech.edu | -- Lochley/Sheridan, _Babylon 5_, "Strange Relations" Roger Murray | "It's not that I don't trust you, IMSS | but I don't trust you." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Lochley, _Babylon 5_, "Strange Relations" Roger Murray | "Oh, this is a moment you can tell your children about, IMSS | Captain." Caltech | "I'll get on to having some right away." rem@caltech.edu | -- Sheridan/Lochley, _Babylon 5_, "Day of the Dead" Roger Murray | "Why did you come back here?" IMSS | "I'm dead. It's my job." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Lennier/Morden, _Babylon 5_, "Day of the Dead" Roger Murray | "I'm talking about the future. So what if I'm not up IMSS | on recent history? I'm prophetic, not infallible." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Morden, _Babylon 5_, "Day of the Dead" Roger Murray | IMSS | "Because it tells me to." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Zooty, _Babylon 5_, "Day of the Dead" Roger Murray | IMSS | "One mistake...out of so many...so many others." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Lyta, _Babylon 5: Thirdspace_ Roger Murray | IMSS | "Melange still races!" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | _Speed Racer_, "Race for Revenge" Roger Murray | "Incorrect. I am not an AI. My code name is Project IMSS | 2501. I am a living, thinking entity created in the Caltech | sea of information." rem@caltech.edu | -- The Pupper Master, _Ghost in the Shell_ Roger Murray | IMSS | "Memory cannot be defined, but it defines mankind." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- The Pupper Master, _Ghost in the Shell_ Roger Murray | "I am the Keeper of all that is, was, IMSS | and all that...might be." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- The Keeper, _Stargate SG-1_, "The Gamekeeper" Roger Murray | IMSS | "Well . . . this sucks." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Prisoners" Roger Murray | "We had a nice time, sir. Carter picked up some IMSS | naquada. Teal'c made some new friends, as usual. Caltech | Daniel got engaged and, uh, I'm gonna hit the shower." rem@caltech.edu | -- O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Need" Roger Murray | "On your knees." "You know actually I've got this IMSS | cartilage problem, a little ACL thing." *WHACK!* Caltech | "Ahhh! Yeah, that helps." rem@caltech.edu | -- Jaffa & O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Need" Roger Murray | "You ever think of writing a book about your exploits IMSS | in the line of duty?" "I've thought about it, but then Caltech | I'd have to shoot anybody who actually read it." rem@caltech.edu | -- Hammond & O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_ Roger Murray | "Greatness is never appreciated in youth, called pride IMSS | in middle age, dismissed in old age, and reconsidered Caltech | in death." rem@caltech.edu | -- Lady Morella, _Babylon 5_, "Point of No Return" Roger Murray | "You've been declared dead at least once, IMSS | and you know how tiring that can be." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Ivanova, _Babylon 5_, "Racing Mars" Roger Murray | Lyta had a little Vorlon. \ -- Captain Jack IMSS | Her skin was pale as snow. \ _Babylon 5_ Caltech | And everywhere that Lyta went \ "Racing Mars" rem@caltech.edu | Her Vorlon was sure to go. \ Roger Murray | "Are you all right?" "A little depressed about the IMSS | inflation rate, and hem lines are going down again, Caltech | but otherwise --" "Shut up!" rem@caltech.edu | -- Zack/Bester, _Babylon 5_, "A Tragedy of Telepaths" Roger Murray | "I've always said this about you: nothing so improves IMSS | your company like the lack of it. The less they see Caltech | of you, the more they like you." rem@caltech.edu | -- Londo, _Babylon 5_, "The Ragged Edge" Roger Murray | "[A]s a doctor, I have to treat all my patients IMSS | equally; even the annoying, self-righteous, arrogant Caltech | ones with self-important delusions of godhood." rem@caltech.edu | -- Franklin, _Babylon 5_, "The Corps is Mother..." Roger Murray | "Oh, damn it Delenn. I have been working up a good mad IMSS | all day and I am not about to let you undercut it by Caltech | agreeing with me." rem@caltech.edu | -- Sheridan, _Babylon 5_, "Darkness Ascending" Roger Murray | "[B]arring an act of God -- and since I don't believe in IMSS | God, that kind of narrows the odds a bit -- by this time Caltech | tomorrow, we're gonna be at war with the Centauri." rem@caltech.edu | -- Garibaldi, _Babylon 5_, "Darkness Ascending" Roger Murray | "We are still renegades. I don't think there is IMSS | anyone left on this side of the galactic core we Caltech | haven't already honked off." rem@caltech.edu | -- Garibaldi, _Babylon 5_, "Falling Toward Apotheosis" Roger Murray | "With all these new personalities floating around, IMSS | it's a shame we can't find one for you." Caltech | -- The Doctor (to Tuvok) rem@caltech.edu | _Star Trek: Voyager_, "Infinite Regress" Roger Murray | "We came here in peace. We expect IMSS | to go in one. Piece, that is." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Touchstone" Roger Murray | "I need some documents hand delivered to the Groom IMSS | Lake facility." "Are they sensitive enough to warrant Caltech | a three man team with a Jaffa escort?" "Absolutely." rem@caltech.edu | -- Hammond/O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "Touchstone" Roger Murray | "Oh, so being a ladybug automatically IMSS | makes me a girl, huh?" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Francis, _A Bug's Life_ Roger Murray | "Well, apparently I've lost the fallatus IMSS | to speak properly." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- O'Neill, _Stargate SG-1_, "The Fifth Race" Roger Murray | "Do you make an effort to be stupid or does it come IMSS | naturally?" Caltech | "Are those the only two choices?" rem@caltech.edu | -- Cedric/Edward, _Stiff Upper Lips_ Roger Murray | "How's the leg? Can you walk?" IMSS | "Oh, it's just a deep, bleeding gash, but it'll be Caltech | fine." rem@caltech.edu | -- Makepeace/Daniel, _Stargate SG-1_, "Into the Fire" Roger Murray | "Mayborne! You are an *idiot* every day of the week. IMSS | Why couldn't you have just taken one day off?" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Carter, _Stargate SG-1_, "Foothold" Roger Murray | "You guys do have names, right? Let me guess. Steve?" IMSS | "I am your death. That is all you need to know." Caltech | "I prefer Steve." rem@caltech.edu | -- Sheppard/Wraith, _SG Atlantis_, "Poisoning the Well" Roger Murray | "I've met godlike beings. As far as I can tell, they do IMSS | nothing with their lives ... except occasionally manipulate Caltech | mine." rem@caltech.edu | -- Festina Ramos, _Radiant_ Roger Murray | "Where are you going?" IMSS | "I am leaving. You are about to explode." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Bak'al / Teal'c, _Stargate SG-1_, "Talion" Roger Murray | "You choose your friends too quickly, Dar, IMSS | and you know your enemies too late." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Iara, _BeastMaster_, "Orpheo" Roger Murray | "Great. Now we're going to help someone we don't like IMSS | based on the word of someone who never tells us the truth." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Tao, _BeastMaster_, "Orpheo" Roger Murray | "I used my initiative. I'm sorry!" IMSS | "When I want you to think for yourself, I'll tell you!" Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Toshiko/Jack, _Torchwood_, "Cyberwoman" Roger Murray | "I'm the TARDIS." IMSS | "No, you're not. You're a bitey mad lady. The TARDIS is Caltech | up-and-downy stuff in a big blue box." rem@caltech.edu | -- Idris/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "The Doctor's Wife" Roger Murray | "Fear me. I've killed hundreds of Time Lords." IMSS | "Fear me. I've killed all of them." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- House/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "The Doctor's Wife" Roger Murray | "What [...] was that?" IMSS | "Oh, it was just the Caretaker returning to the time Caltech | vortex. It's a lovely place. I've been there myself." rem@caltech.edu | -- Cyril/Madge, _Doctor Who_ Roger Murray | "Good evening. I'm a lizard woman from the dawn of time IMSS | and this is my wife." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Vastra, _Doctor Who_, "The Snowmen" Roger Murray | "I had a question, a question you're not supposed to ask, IMSS | which gave me an answer you're not supposed to know." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Peter Abernathy, _Westworld_, "The Original" Roger Murray | "There aren't two versions of me. There's only one. IMSS | And I think when I discover who I am, I'll be free." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Dolores, _Westworld_, "The Stray" Roger Murray | "Does that make this a glass half-full or half-empty IMSS | situation?" "We're engineers. It means the glass has Caltech | been manufactured to the wrong specifications." rem@caltech.edu | -- Elsie/Bernard, _Westworld_, "The Adversary" Roger Murray | "Are you out of your mind?" IMSS | "Ah, yes. Completely. But that's not a recent thing." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Ivan/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "Oxygen" Roger Murray | "Assumption." "Deduction." IMSS | "Hope." "Faith." Caltech | "Idiot." "Always!" rem@caltech.edu | -- Missy/Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "World Enough and Time" Roger Murray | "Who I am is where I stand. IMSS | Where I stand is where I fall." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Doctor, _Doctor Who_, "The Doctor Falls" Roger Murray | "You've been a very good friend to me, Two, for longer than IMSS | either of us will ever know. Thank you. So much." Caltech | "Always." rem@caltech.edu | -- Android/Two, _Dark Matter_, "The Dwarf Star Conspiracy" Roger Murray | "If we're headed to the pearly gates, don't we got to die IMSS | to get there?" Caltech | "Nope. Three days ride, due west." rem@caltech.edu | -- Lawrence / Man in Black, _Westworld_, "Reunion" Roger Murray | "I need to take a proper look." "Hey, Doc. Do you think IMSS | it's safe?" "I doubt it. It's a juddering dimensional Caltech | portal in a mirror in a Norwegian bedroom." rem@caltech.edu | -- Doctor / Graham, _Doctor Who_, "It Takes You Away" Roger Murray | "The Starfleet manual offers no regulatory guidelines for IMSS | interactions between humans with Klingons grafted to their Caltech | bones and a ship's doctor returned from the dead." rem@caltech.edu | -- Saru, _Star Trek: Discovery_, "If Memory Serves" Roger Murray | "Leland. We were just talking about you. IMSS | Everybody hates you. Congratulations." Caltech | -- Georgiou, _Star Trek: Discovery_, rem@caltech.edu | "Such Sweet Sorrow, Part 2" Roger Murray | "Is everything Romulans do a secret?" IMSS | "Ooh, I'm not at liberty to divulge that." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Soji/Narek, _Star Trek: Picard_, "Maps and Legends" Roger Murray | "What's your book about?" "The existential pain of living IMSS | with the consciousness of death and how it defines us as Caltech | Human beings." "[T]hat's not a conversation killer at all." rem@caltech.edu | -- Jurati/Rios, _Star Trek: Picard_, "Absolute Candor" Roger Murray | IMSS | "[He] can't even take a guilt trip without a starship." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Raffi, _Star Trek: Picard_, "Absolute Candor" Roger Murray | "Are you Tal Shiar?" "No." "If you were Tal Shiar, would IMSS | you also answer 'no'?" "Yes." Caltech | rem@caltech.edu | -- Soji/Narek, _Star Trek: Picard_, "Absolute Candor" Roger Murray | "I think I loved Talia." IMSS | Caltech | -- Ivanova, _Babylon 5_, rem@caltech.edu | "Ceremonies of Light and Dark"