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THE JOY OF SEXUAL PHYSICS
Little-known sex advice from the ivory tower of theoretical physics

John Marshall, PhD
Illustrated by Emmett Elvin


What if Einstein was a sex therapist? What advice would he give to a man with a penis the size of a star? And if the Flash could make love at the speed of light, would he ejaculate into his own past? 

The Joy of Sexual Physics provides a satirical account of what happens when the theories of modern physics are applied to extreme sexual scenarios. For example:

  • How a penis the size of an atom can penetrate multiple women at the same time.
  • How Einstein's theory of relativity can solve the problem of premature ejaculation.
  • And how wormholes may one day revolutionize sexual choreography beyond the likes of even the Kama Sutra.

This is a pop science book with a difference, exploring the physical phenomena of Star Trek from the fertile perspective of a sex therapist.

JOHN MARSHALL is a pioneer of modern sexual physics, former magazine editor and researcher at Imperial College London.

EMMETT ELVIN is an illustrator of graphic novels, album covers, magazines and UK national newspaper strips.

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Email: john.marshall@imperial.ac.uk