Proofs of Jesus' multiculturalism

Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

He went into his father's business
He lived at home until the age of 33
He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God

Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:

He never got married.
He never held a steady job
His last request was for a drink

Three proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican:

His first name was Jesus
He was always in trouble with the law
His mother did not know who his father was

Three proofs that Jesus was Italian:

He talked with his hands
He had wine with every meal
He worked in the building trades

Three proofs that Jesus was black:

He called everybody brother
He had no permanent address
Nobody would hire him

Three proofs that Jesus was Californian:

He never cut his hair
He walked around barefoot
He invented a new religion