The Official Koko Archibong Webpage
 
 

Real Ultimate Power






Hi, this site is all about Koko, and I mean the REAL Koko.  This site is awesome.   My name is Alex and I can't stop thinking about Koko.  Koko is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
 
 

Facts:
 
 

1.    Koko is a mammal.

2.    Koko is the ILLEST basketball player ever.

3.    The purpose of Koko is to throw down pimp-ass dunks.
 
 
 
 

Secret shots of Koko:
 
 

Go Koko! Koko just put it in your eye!
 
 
 
 

Koko is even better than the weightlifting panda!








Testimonial:
 
 

Koko can dunk on ANYONE!  Koko dunks ALL the time and people don't even think twice about it.  Koko

is so jiggy and pimped out that people don't even try to guard him.   I heard that once there was this dude who was like eight feet tall on the court,
And Koko faked him out and dunked and the ball came down and killed the dude!  My friend Lundblad said that he saw Koko totally
destroy some dudes ankles so they were all shattered and bloody.

 
 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 

If you don't believe that Koko has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or you will be in some serious

trouble!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

 
 

Koko is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  Koko is totally awesome and that's a fact.  Koko is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start

balling and dunking on mofos.   I love Koko with all of my body (including my pee pee).

 
 
 
 

Q and A:.
 
 
 
 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed with Koko?

A: Koko is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand Koko can dunk and hit mad treys, but on the other he is like a completely nice guy and hasn't raped anyone, not even once.
 
 

Q: I heard that Koko never plays defense.  What's the problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other players, Koko can make awesome steals and go coast to coast and DUNK on your wack ass.
 
 

Q: What does Koko do when he's not showing mad skillz on the court?

A:Koko likes to eat cereal and play Grand Theft Auto 3.
 
 


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